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Sliks funny Stories
These are my funny stories in which they are funny, By me for the people.
Now sure you are probly saying oh geez this page is just like the strange incounters...NO im sorry my friend this is a FUNNY page. Where i take time out to tell my funny stories to the world. If the following stories offend you then Im terribly sorry but you gotta laugh at some stuff.
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Hey KIDDIES!!!!!
MY NAME WOULD BE KRUSTY, NOW SCROLL DOWN If YOU WANA LAUGH. |
The Caffene Boy
Westlake Ohio, The place where the sun sets early. And the people are friendly. Kids playing activities like baseball and football. While old people sip away lemonade. And some kids like wearing cowboy hats and harrasing those people. That kid would be me. You see when I get bored I get restless. And my power source is Caffine, which is pepsi. It's like cars getting gas from a gas station, well im gettin pop from a pop machine. And if I don't get a pop im kinda sensless to people and become another person, kinda like Bruce Banner turning into The Incredible Hulk. Well this happend to me one day. So as I was restless, I needed somthing to do. So I walked To Tops, a grocery store. And I Made gesters, i jumped and yelped, yet no responce except from a nice old woman that said,"are you alright son"? I came up to people trying to start a convorsation. But they were scared of me. I wonder why. Well I bought a pop and I was on my way through the jungle of North Olmsted. Making my way back into Westlake. The caffene quickly went through my veins and i was my normal self again. So i think to myself how to controll the caffene problem. So here I sit in my lab working on a cure to put away the insaness that is.....Caffene. But I live on it, So I further continue with my studies. Fore Iam .....THE CAFFENE BOY. |
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Stuart the City helper/ Tire roller
Ya know latly its been reallllly BORING!!! ive noticed that. ANd ive been REALLY bored. So yesterday i felt like helpin out my comuinity. First i got on MY SAFTY GOGGLES, then i got on my rubber gloves and used a lawnmower to mow the lawn. Alot of people stared at me, but thats a good thing. THen i picked up my leaf blower and Blew grass clipings off of the sidewalk. After that i spent time rolling a tire down my hill. It was so fun pushing that GOODYEAR tire. I felt happy. Like a carnie. OH NO NOT A CARNIE WAKE UP STU!!!! CARNIE FOLK SMELL LIKE CABBAGE AHHHHH!!!! ok ok pull it together this is your webpage you can do it buddy....Well im gonna go do somting exciting like playing TWISTER with myself, Bye bye now.
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My Red Light Grandpa
My Grandpa Steve had to be the funniest man. But he died later down the line. So now i will tell you this CLASSIC story dedicated to my grandpa Steve.
Years back my grandpa Steve was a very funny man. He was a very....Interesting driver. By interesting i mean....well lets just say he scared Me when he drived. My Grandpa Ran every Red Light. Well when he was in a hurry then he would, he just wouldnt care enough to stop. But we were headed some where one time. My sister, my brother and I sit in the back of my grandpas car as he drive. We went through a red light," Grandpa you went through a red light", I said. " Oh young Stuart its ok", said my grandpa steve. And he went rather fast too. Where ever we were headed we arived and i was woozy when i stepped out of the car. Im lucky I got out of that one alive. So if you run red lights i bet you cant beat my gramps!
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HEY YOU!!!! you gotta funny story?
HEY YOU!! Yea you at the screen. You gotta funny story that you want posted on here? Then send it to Me. |
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