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Strange incounters

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This weeks Incounters

This week i witnessed one of the strangest things. I was cutting my grass minding my own buisness when i look over my shoulder and this man is walking down the side walk very slowly. He looked just like Albert Einstien! He kept talking to himself in tounges i couldnt understand him.But i was staring at him, he didnt evin flinch or look at me. He pretended like i wasnt there. Now that freaked me out cause i thought he was gonna do somthing crazy but man that was weird. So this guy was kinda like those guards that guard the queen of England, You bother em and they dont care they just stand there. SO if you run into someone like this...Run like madd cause they are probly insane or they want to take over the world! Thats about it kids watch your back and remember Look up look down but watch out for the frying pan cause it will hit you in the face if you dont watch out.


STRANGE INCOUNTERS FROM THE PEOPLE....
From: Carolyn Kazel
Dear Stu:
Speaking of hairy peeple, I once had a strange
encounter of an unexplainable kind. I was at CVS w/my
mom and we were picking up a prescription. There was
this guy standing at the counter. He was big and fat
and rilly hairy, and he looked like a construction or
a motorcycle guy. Anyway, when the lady asked him what
prescription he was picking up, he asked for
minoxodyle, which is a hair-growing drug. And what was
weird was that the guy couldn't get any hairier!!! I
mean, he had long hair all over his arms and stuff . .
. he looked like some kinda monkey!!! So there you
have it folks. There's a lot of strange peeple in this world.

From: Kara Nolan
dear stu,
i have a strange incounter. once my mother and i were grocery shopping, and every is going aright untill we check out. the person checking us out was scary, her name was wolfin......she had all these rings and stuff on that were really scary. we made it though the check out alive, and just when we think everything is cool again......well we see wolfin's car. it has all these bumper stickers on it. they all had to do with like hating religion.......anyways it was scary. but i made it.

From: Unknown
hey i have a hairy encounter i saw a rat at the movie theators!!!!!!!

From: unknown
Some one grabbed my butt at the Mags dance.

The Old Skool incounters
When I was just a tyke I remeber all Sorts of Strange incounters I bet you all do too, Many of our incounters were even bazzare then todays incounters. Well heres a dose of old skool....

The Drunk man in the grass
- 1989 -

By: Stu
IT was a Saturday morning, I had just woke up from a good nights sleep. Hopefully awaiting some pancakes, My Brother and my sister were staring out the window of our kitchen. They seemed to be pretty interested what was out there. So i got curious and looked out the window. I saw a man lying in my backyard. It turns out he was drunk and he stumbled from nextdoor, (there are more stories about my neighbors, TRUST ME.)My Mom called the Police as the man lie motionless on the ground. The police arrived and picked up the man and put him into custiody. So the police left with the man. Then FINALLY my mother started to make breakfast. It was a good breakfast too if i recall.
have you ever had an strange incounter?
Well if you do E-Mail it and I will post it on the Strange Incounters page!
DONT BE SHY IM SURE YOUVE HAD ONE, AND I BET EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT SO COMON YALL!!
PLEASE I KNEED YOUR STRANGE STORIES!!!!!!!