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Shady Milkman's Movie Review
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Welcome Im Shady Milkman. I work under SLik. My job is to give you veiws and opinions of movies. I was once a very shady Pirate who once lived in a small town called BlarnyStoneville. But i Got my leg chewed off by mutant sea bass and i sold my ship for liquor. So now i work For Slik. So here are this weeks movies......
Scary Movie
Starring: Jonathan Abrahams, Carmen Electra and Shannon Elizabeth
Directed by: Keenan Ivory Wayans
Rating: R
Length: 88 min.
Keenan Ivory Wayans directs this spoof which parodies the horror genre, from the classic to the contemporary, and intends to employ every horror cliché it can come up with.
The Kid
Starring: Bruce Willis, Lily Tomlin and Spencer Breslin
Directed by: Jon Turteltaub
Rating: PG
Length: 104 min.
When Russ Duritz (Willis), a bachelor and self-styled ladies' man, meets Rusty, an 8-year-old boy who turns out to be Russ himself transported from the past, Russ sees himself through new eyes.
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
Starring: Robert DeNiro, Rene Russo and Jason Alexander
Directed by: Des McAnuff
Rating: PG
Length: 88 min.
When Rocky and Bullwinkle, two down-and-out former TV stars come across their old enemies from Pottsville, Boris and Natasha, who have escaped from animation in a plot to take over the world, they must team up with an FBI agent to stop them quickly.
Me, Myself, and Irene
Starring: Jim Carrey and Renee Zellweger
Directed by: Bobby Farrelly and Peter Farrelly
Rating: R
Length: 116 min.
When Charlie, a Rhode Island trooper who has multiple personality disorder, forgets to take his medication, he finds himself fighting over the same woman as Hank, his violent, sexually aggressive alter-ego.
Big Momma's House
Starring: Martin Lawrence, Nia Long and Paul Giamatti
Directed by: Raja Gosnell
Rating: PG-13
Length: 105 min.
When Martin Lawrence is sent to Georgia to protect a single mother (Nia Long) and her son, he adopts the identity of a crass, heavy-set Southern grandmother known as "Big Momma" to hide his real identity.
Shaft
Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, Jeffery Wright and Christian Bale
Directed by: John Singleton
Rating: R
Length: 98 min.
In John Singleton's update of the classic 70s Blaxploitation movie, Samuel Jackson plays Shaft, a police detective trying to catch a murderer before he kills the only witness of his last crime.
The Patriot
Starring: Mel Gibson and Heath Ledger
Directed by: Roland Emmerich
Rating: R
Length: 167 min.
In this historical action-drama set during the Revolutionary War, a pacifist and peace-loving farmer is at first unwilling to get involved in the war, but circumstances surrounding his son and family force him to join the fight.
The Perfect Storm
Starring: George Clooney, John C. Reilly and Mark Wahlberg
Directed by: Wolfgang Petersen
Rating: PG-13
Length: 132 min.
When a captain and his crew's sword fishing boat is hit by a deadly North Atlantic "Northeaster" and they're stranded at sea, they must battle hurricane force winds and 100 foot waves in an effort to make it to safety.
Chicken Run
Starring: Mel Gibson, Julia Sawahla and Miranda Richardson
Directed by: Nick Park and Peter Lord
Rating: G
Length: 85 min.
Two chickens (Mel Gibson and Julia Sawahla) fall in love on a British farm, and together attempt a daring escape from the clutches of their evil owner.
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